sting like a butterfly

• 2012-05-29

  bonesandbirch:

  to celebrate fallen soldiers today I

  • took a shower
  • ate some leftovers
  • slept in
  • had sex twice-ish
  • spent most of the day not wearing clothes
  • took a three hour nap
  • watched Weeds for hours off and on
  • made piles of grilled cheese
  • loved on my boyf

  yolo

  Source: bonesandbirch

• 2012-05-18

  bonesandbirch:

  i take screencaps when people are ugly

  and i help

  Source: bonesandbirch

• 2012-05-03

  

  bonesandbirch:

  face-down-asgard-up:

  #I want to frame this picture #they are super shitfaced #they are made of alcohol and disco

  If they ever need to fall back on stripping, Alcohol and Disco should be their stage names.
  

  
  

  My two favorite people.

  I need to go look in the telescope with the girl with the big titties.

  Source: gooddialogue

• 2012-04-24

  I miss

  bonesandbirch:

  having sex before bed and in the morning before class.

  Those days, please come back to me.

  Source: bonesandbirch

• 2012-04-21

  Anonymous asked: why dont you want kids?

  They’re ugly and noisy and expensive and time consuming and I’m too selfish.

• 2012-04-19

  Anonymous asked: 3. and 6

  Sexual fantasy I have: group sex.
  Names of children: probably not having children.

• 2012-04-18

  

  Ok

  (via sinkingstar)

  Source: soggysoil

• →

  

  Lufthansa has the most beautiful everything.

  Source: air-p0rne

• →

  reblog if you don’t have pants on

  i do actually have pants on but look at me reblog n e way

  (via thesexychubbs)

  Source: yeahthathappened

• 2012-04-17

  Anonymous asked: 8). Turn-ons

  Nibbles, hairy females, strong and natural female scents.